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Truss accuses environmentalists of bigoted ‘anti-earthquakism’ as she rushes...
Liz Truss has hit back at campaigners against lifting the Fracking Ban, labelling their anti-natural disaster stance as the worst kind of woke virtue signalling.
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Actually, King Charles should definitely attend COP 27, decides Liz Truss
The Prime Minister has changed her mind. Again. Yesterday, Liz Truss was advising the King that he should stay away from the COP 27 climate change conference which takes place next month in Egypt. So...
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Man installs fake thermostat to let family think they’re putting the heating on
A man has installed a fake thermostat in the hall of his three-bed semi in the hope it will prevent his wife and children putting the heating on any time they 'feel a bit chilly'.
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Environmentalists criticise the government for employing single-use Chancellors
Green activists have criticised Liz Truss' government for using disposable Chancellors which end up polluting the oceans.
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‘Moderate’ Just Stop Oil protest of throwing soup on Dartford Crossing fails...
There was disappointment on the moderate wing of the Just Stop Oil protest group after their protest of throwing soup on the Dartford Bridge failed to make an impact.
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‘Energy prices are simply unaffordable’, insists man with house covered in...
Simon Williams from Retford has been bemoaning spiralling energy prices for people across the country who have a 20-foot ghost on their roof that is lighting up the entire street.
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‘Is Boris going to COP27? I honestly hadn’t heard’ insists Rishi Sunak
Rishi Sunak has said he was totally unaware that Boris Johnson was planning to go to COP27, and this absolutely had no influence on his own recent U-turn on attending.
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Water companies announce new plans to spray sewage into the air
Following increasing criticism over the practice of discharging sewage into rivers and oceans, water companies have announced new plans to spray excess sewage into the air.
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COP27 delegates reach historic agreement to turn that bloody light off if...
The delegates at COP27 have announced that they have reached an agreement to all turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there anymore.
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Santa warns he can only deliver presents within 180 miles of North Pole after...
If you live outside a 180-mile radius of the North Pole then you'll be out of luck when it comes to presents, it has been revealed today.
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